it all comes back to telstra

after hrs of research and yelling, and generally swearing ive worked out it cant be done. im trying to get a hold of the new SG episodes via torrent, and im new to this ill admit, but it seems simple enough. except it wont work proberly without opening a port in my router. i finally found out how to do it, but the program still wouldnt see it open. so after more swearing, turns out telstra gave us a F'd up modem which likes to act as a router and F up my real router and the ports conflict, and all this crab. so now i cant use torrent unless i will brave the 5kb/s limit, or wait for lime to have them....

..this is gonna be a long wait